Man in Power Promises to Promise More Promises to Get Re-Elected

“Can you say we haven’t met the promise to deliver more promises? What more do you want, unless you just want to talk more to earn bonus airtime in which case I am not the right person to call. I have places to be, people to see and promises to make!”

Memories of Day One in America

At Heathrow, I almost missed the flight because it was my first time connecting one, and my first time flying alone. I tried calling my family (read: my mum)—to say I had finished my first of three legs of the trip—to no avail. On my Nokia 5000, I only saw a text (Vodafone welcomes you…